A multi-tasking man in New Mexico who was drinking, driving, speeding, and having sex all at the same time ended up crashing his car into another vehicle after running a red light.
Then, he did what any noble gentleman would do in such a situation … he took off running, leaving his naked date in the car.
He was eventually tracked down by cops, who found him hiding in a cactus patch, wearing only one shoe and a pair of black shorts.
He’s been charged with aggravated DWI, reckless driving, and evading police.
His date was taken to a nearby hospital where she was treated for facial lacerations.