A Florida man had to set sail for the pokey after smashing up his mom's house – because she hid his bottle of spiced rum!
The 30-year-old, whose name was not released, staggered home drunk and began looking for his grog – only to have his mother order him to his quarters without dropping anchor in the liquor cabinet. He decided to shiver her timbers by knocking down and breaking glass items from a
shelf in the living room, spreading broken glass over the living room – which resulted in a call to cops.
Since one of the conditions of his probation was sobriety, he was cuffed and charged with assault and violation of probation.