Some people want to walk the red carpet, but one Kentucky man had simpler tastes – he just wanted to eat it, which he did, right in the middle of a Burlington Coat Factory store.
Jeffrey Wagner, who was described as "unsteady on his feet," walked into the store, got down on his hands and knees and began sucking the lint out of the carpet covering the shoe section. He admitted that he'd been using crystal meth over the course of the day, and that doing so made him want to eat "sparkles" – which he apparently found on the store floor.
Police arrived at the scene, and found Wagner carrying Lortabs, a bag of crystal meth, a bag of mysterious white powder and a bag of unidentified pills. He was charged with possession of a controlled substance and public intoxication.