A Florida woman put some pop into her papaya -- by getting naked and throwing armloads of the fruit at her ex-boyfriend. She also pelted a neighbor who tried to help the hapless dude.
Suzanne Evlarina Wasden was drunkenly sitting around in her trailer when the ex dropped by to ask her for a birthday present -- namely, a roll in the sack. She didn't take kindly to the request and chased him outside -- without bothering to put her pants on.
When a 16-year-old neighbor came over to check on the commotion, Wasden asked him for a cigarette and a beer, then began tossing papayas at both guys until cops came. According to the police report, the teen said the worst part was that he "could see everything, and that was something none of us wanted to see."