A Florida woman was arrested for dropping the kids off before going to the pool -- she took a dump in a stranger's yard and then cleaned off with a skinny dip.
Cheryl Beauchamp was busted after the homeowner spotted her on a surveillance camera that was trained on his yard. When cops arrived, the 35-year-old told them that she only took the dip because she didn't have anyplace to stay and she needed a bath. And she needed a bath because she was on her way to an appointment with President Obama.
Beauchamp also told officers that she wanted to go to jail -- a request they granted by charging her with burglary and criminal mischief.