Watch this dumbass pick up a crab and pose with it by his face. I'm pretty sure you can guess what happens.

Who doesn't love monkeys? I just wouldn't want the job of feeding the little psychos!

This should go without saying, but most people know not to look down the barrel of a gun. Not this moron. Yikes!!

You either love William Shatner or you don't. I think he's great. He's not afraid to try anything and doesn't give a crap what anybody thinks. Here's a video from his new album "Seeking Major Tom" of his rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody". Brilliant.

Would you eat a living giant scorpion? Not me! This dude does. Nasty!

Have you seen this video of Republican Presidential hopeful Herman Cain? In case you don't know, he's the former chairman and CEO of Godfather's Pizza. At least he's got a sense of humor.

Yeah, I'll admit I'm one of those Kiss freaks. I've got all of the albums (even "Music from the Elder"), books, magaizines, etc. I would have loved to been on the Kiss Cruise that set sail last week, but who can afford the time and money? Oh well, I guess I'll have to settle for this clip:

The new Rush film, Time Machine 2011: Live in Cleveland, will be shown in theaters two weeks before it's released. It will be screened in theaters all across the country starting on October 26th. The DVD/Blu-ray and CD will be out on November 8th, as will the digital and vinyl versions of Moving Pictures: Live 2011. They played Moving Pictures in its entirety as part of the Time Machine tour.

This could have been me! You know, if Iron Maiden had been around when I was two.

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